I want a guy …

I want a guy who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me.

Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on their chest.

A boy who would get mad at someone if they called me ugly or was mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him and would just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then kiss me a million times.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it.

And we’d make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say ‘I love you’ in front of his friends and we’d argue about silly things then make up.

I want a boy that would kiss me at midnight on New Year and count stars with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I’m beautiful but not too often.

Who would make me laugh like no one else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never break my heart.

Tips for Each Day.

Stay out of trouble

Aim for greater heights.

Stay focused on your job.

Exercise to maintain good health.

Practice team work.

Save for the rainny day.

Rest and relax.

Always take time to smile.

Realize that nothing is impossible.


Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others.

It might be you.

I’d rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else.

I’d rather be beside you in a strom than safe and warm by myself.

I’d rather have hard times together than to have it easy apart.

Remember I’d always love you as the way I express. You’re the one who holds my heart.

Young Folk.

If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be. Would you go along with someone like me?

If you knew my story word for word, had all of my history. Would you go along with someone like me?

I did before and had my share. It didn’t lead nowhere. I would go along with someone like you.

It doesn’t matter what you did, who you were hanging with. We could stick around and see this night through.

We don’t care about the young folks, talking about the young style, and we don’t care about the old folks, talking about the old style too.

And we don’t care about their own faults, talking about our own style. All we care about is talking, talking only me and you.

Usually when things has gone this far, people tend to disappear. No one will surprise me unless you do.

I can tell there’s something going on, hours seems to disappear. Everyone is leaving I’m still with you.

This is Me.

I’m nowhere near perfect. I eat when I’m bored. I fall for people easily.

I’m vulnerable to believing lies. I’m hoping that one day I won’t need a fake smile.

I live by quotes that explain exactly what I am going through.

I make up excuses for everything. I have best friends and enemies.

I have drama and memories and that’s life. Live it, love it and learn from it.






I’m a Woman.

I shave my legs, sit down to pee, and I can justify any shopping spree.

I don’t go to the barber but a beauty salon. I can get a message without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook. I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty’s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long at least I can admit to others when I’m wrong.

I don’t drive in circles at any cost, and I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost.

I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it I’m usually late.

I don’t watch movies with lots of gore, don’t need an instant replay to remember the score.

I won’t lose my hair or get jock itch, and just cause I’m assertive don’t call me a bitch.

Don’t say to your friends oh yeah, I can get her or in your dreams, oh dear I can do better.

Flowers are okay but jewellery’s best. Look at me you idiot, not at my chest !!

I don’t have a problem with expressing my feelings. I know when you’re lying you look at the ceiling.

Don’t call me a girl, a babe, or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it?  You dick!


Bi the way. :P

When women are depressed, they either EAT or go shopping 😀

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to. But if you press the wrong button you’ll be DISCONNECTED!

Good girls are bad girl that don’t get CAUGHT 😉

Guy may wear the pants in the relationship . But I control the zipper :]

I never married because there was NO need. I have three PETS at home which answer the SAME purpose as a husband. I have a DOG which growls every morning, a PARROT which swears all afternoon, and a CAT that comes home late at night ;P

Every girl wants one guy to meet ALL her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his ONE need!

If you treat a woman like an object that is just WRONG, but if you treat an object like a woman that is just DISGUSTING !!