I shave my legs, sit down to pee, and I can justify any shopping spree.
I don’t go to the barber but a beauty salon. I can get a message without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook. I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty’s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long at least I can admit to others when I’m wrong.
I don’t drive in circles at any cost, and I don’t have a problem admitting I’m lost.
I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it I’m usually late.
I don’t watch movies with lots of gore, don’t need an instant replay to remember the score.
I won’t lose my hair or get jock itch, and just cause I’m assertive don’t call me a bitch.
Don’t say to your friends oh yeah, I can get her or in your dreams, oh dear I can do better.
Flowers are okay but jewellery’s best. Look at me you idiot, not at my chest !!
I don’t have a problem with expressing my feelings. I know when you’re lying you look at the ceiling.
Don’t call me a girl, a babe, or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it? You dick!