When women are depressed, they either EAT or go shopping 😀

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to. But if you press the wrong button you’ll be DISCONNECTED!

Good girls are bad girl that don’t get CAUGHT 😉

Guy may wear the pants in the relationship . But I control the zipper :]

I never married because there was NO need. I have three PETS at home which answer the SAME purpose as a husband. I have a DOG which growls every morning, a PARROT which swears all afternoon, and a CAT that comes home late at night ;P

Every girl wants one guy to meet ALL her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his ONE need!

If you treat a woman like an object that is just WRONG, but if you treat an object like a woman that is just DISGUSTING !!



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